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5mg Pineapple Express THC Seltzer: Nano 9 Pack

5mg Pineapple Express THC Seltzer: Nano 9 Pack

$49.99 USD
$49.99 USD
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Our 5mg Pineapple Express THC seltzer is a lighter take on one of our most popular flavor profiles.

Formulated with federally legal, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC and fast-acting nanoemulsion technology, this low-dose option delivers a smooth, approachable experience that’s easy to enjoy without overthinking. Alcohol-free and free from sugar, carbs, and calories, it fits seamlessly into relaxed routines and social moments alike.

Tropical pineapple flavor gives this seltzer a bright, refreshing finish, while the 5mg dose keeps things balanced and predictable. Each batch is third-party lab tested to ensure quality and compliance.

What’s included:
• One 9-pack of 12 oz seltzers
• 5mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per can
• Pineapple Express flavor

Shipping restrictions:
Due to state laws, this product cannot be shipped to Idaho, New Hampshire, or South Dakota, where zero (0%) Delta-9 THC is permitted.

Ingredients

Carbonated Water, Natural Flavor, Sucralose, Citric Acid, Hemp Derived THC

Dosing Guide

Each 12 oz can contains 5 mg of nano-emulsified Delta 9 THC. Effects will typically occur 15-20 minutes after drinking, and may be felt for up to 2 hours or more.

Directions for Use

If you are unfamiliar with THC or haven't tried a THC beverage before, start with half a can. Effects should begin about 15-20 after consumption. Serve cold, but do not freeze. For adult use only; consuming this product may result in a failed drug test for THC/marijuana.

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FAQs

What is Delta 9 THC?

A few different forms of THC are in cannabis plants. The most abundant form of THC is delta-9. When people refer to the effects of THC, they’re usually talking about delta-9. We use less than 0.3% hemp-derived Delta 9 THC by dry weight in our products, so they are federally legal per the 2018 Farm Bill.

How long will it take me to feel the effects of a THC Seltzer?

The intoxicating lift from consuming a THC Seltzer can begin to be felt as quickly as 15-20 minutes after consumption. Effects may last up to 2 hours, depending on how quickly the user finishes the drink and other metabolic factors.

Do Nano 9 THC Seltzers contain alcohol?

Nope! Our seltzers are an alcohol free way to relax and unwind, perfect for those trying to cut back on their alcohol consumption. Cannabinoids provide the subtle lift and euphoric buzz, keeping you naturally "high"-drated without the hangover.

Will I fail a drug test if I drink a THC Seltzer?

Yes, absolutely. These contain the cannabinoid Delta 9 THC, which will show up on a drug test regardless of whether it is hemp-derived or comes from a marijuana plant.